ozzyosborntodie:

can Dora find you a sense of humor

(via yesimbeyonce)

emotiounal:

bitchpink:

hereby:

fashionandcontradictions:

selenagomez-updates:

Selena Gomez at the Billboard Music Awards 2013

Damnn

she so fine

This dress

STOP BEING SO BEAUTIFUL

emotiounal:

bitchpink:

hereby:

fashionandcontradictions:

selenagomez-updates:

Selena Gomez at the Billboard Music Awards 2013

Damnn

she so fine

This dress

STOP BEING SO BEAUTIFUL

(via orgasmism)

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

(via mcl0vinit)

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

(via yesimbeyonce)

amoying:

yogvrt:

what if swag was pronounced swaj

the swaj mahal

(via pizza)

(Source: chaystar1, via pizza)

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

(via pizza)

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.


Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

image

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

imageI CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

(via my-own-demon)

death-by-lulz:

meladoodle:
why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

death-by-lulz:

meladoodle:

why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t

tyleroakley:

NAILED IT.

(Source: lizzlemcguizzle)

(Source: obvioquesi, via losttide)

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

(via guccipoop)

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